My cousin and I tested a theory.
Theory: Dumping kittens on an off-duty, pissed of barista instantly improves the mood of the aforementioned barista.
Test Conductor: My cousin Sean.
Test Subject: Me, after 8 hours of barista hell.
Conclusion: YES. POURING CUTE, FLUFF-INFUSED, MINIATURE BABY CAT KITTENS ON A PISSED OFF BARISTA IS A INSTANT MOOD ENHANCER.
Getting drunk with cousins, in my experience, is the best drunk. Because, while the beer/cider/wine/rum/whiskey help get you there, it’s really the company that sustains the merry drunken state of mind.
Happy thanksgiving, yall.
To all of you working,