Bold what applies to you:
Appearance
- I have/had piercings besides the ears.
- I want piercings besides the ears.
- I have a scar.
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different colour.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have/want a tattoo.
- I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/had braces
- I have more than two piercings.
June 2013
34 posts
So yesterday our main espresso machine broke down at work for the 4th time in 3 months and we had our Mr. Fix-It guy come in. After hours of being cramped behind our counter, he finally comes and says he’s done all he can. My new shift supervisor half joking says, “Yay! So it’s not going to break again, right?”
Dave the repair guy: *hearty chuckle* “Yeah, right. I’ll probably see you in July.”
In conclusion, we have named that machine Lindsay, because just when you think she’s going to be alright, she falls of the wagon.
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
WHY ISNT ANYOEN CALLING THIS THE PANDOM IT MASKES ME SO ANGRY
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I was holding it together until ‘wiggle’ and then I fucking collapsed.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아놔씨발ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle UGHHHHHHHH
I’ve got passion in my pants
This is the best thing ever. Im lip syncing this to Kara and im crying
yep. lost it at wiggle
Rachael, Ryan, and Thomas: This one’s for you.
ok, just wanted to try something. -
reblog if you’ve ever starved yourself, made yourself throw up, self harmed, attempted suicide or felt anything less than beautiful. i’m going to message every single one of you.
ok, just wanted to try something. -
reblog if you’ve ever starved yourself, made yourself throw up, self harmed, attempted suicide or felt anything less than beautiful. i’m going to message every single one of you.
I love going to a church that doesn’t affiliate with any particular denomination.
I love going to a church where I can have a mohawk, wear tank tops and shorts, play bass and have little old ladies commenting on how they like my style.
I love going to a church where the worship team has meetings over a barbeque and we can come together with all of our differences to make something beautiful happen.
I love going to church where I can hang out with my pastor and enjoy a beer.
I love being in a church and not feeling judged.
I love being in a church and feeling at home again.




