Shouting With Whispers

So yesterday our main espresso machine broke down at work for the 4th time in 3 months and we had...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:03:00 -0600

So yesterday our main espresso machine broke down at work for the 4th time in 3 months and we had...

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:25:01 -0600

I think I found your crayons…

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 04:25:51 -0600

I think I found your crayons…

marielikestodraw: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:11:55 -0600

marielikestodraw: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order...

Reblog if you're in the Disneyland Peter Pan fandom

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 02:54:16 -0600

jaimielannister: 10th-man-down: WHY ISNT ANYOEN CALLING THIS THE PANDOM IT MASKES ME SO ANGRY

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear: teamfreeawesome: sharp-midgardian-swor...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 02:26:53 -0600

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

teamfreeawesome:

sharp-midgardian-sword:

joshua-ferguson:

mistress-and-her-operator:

comealongpondd:

lufiemstark:

nikolllekaj:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.

I was holding it together until ‘wiggle’ and then I fucking collapsed.

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아놔씨발ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle UGHHHHHHHH

I’ve got passion in my pants

This is the best thing ever. Im lip syncing this to Kara and im crying

yep. lost it at wiggle

Rachael, Ryan, and Thomas: This one’s for you.

Just incase any of my followers aren’t already fans of...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 02:10:21 -0600

Just incase any of my followers aren’t already fans of Peter Pan.

effyeahnerdfighters: wearetheamericanway: Don’t forget...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:48:58 -0600

effyeahnerdfighters:

wearetheamericanway:

Don’t forget Superman, John. He was an immigrant too. All Americans have a connection to immigration, share your story with us.

The U.S.’s current immigration system is byzantine, cruel, and benefits neither American citizens nor anyone else. We need comprehensive immigration reform to bring highly skilled workers into the United States to help our economy grow and to bring security and stability to the lives of immigrants living in the United States today. Nikola Tesla was an immigrant. So were Joseph Pulitzer and Albert Einstein and Igor Stravinsky. Rational, compassionate immigration reform is needed so that the next Teslas and Einsteins are not denied access to educational or entrepreneurial opportunities in the United States. The time has come. - John Green

The Harry Potter Alliance just started this really rad project called Superman is an Immigrant and this is John’s submission! The idea is to share your immigration story by writing it on a paper and taking a picture with it. Check out their tumblr to see more and submit your own!

tastefullyoffensive: Pizza brings people together. [via]

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:16:39 -0600

tastefullyoffensive:

Pizza brings people together. [via]

allthingshyper: SOBBING GROSS HYSTERICAL SOBBING

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:15:20 -0600

allthingshyper:

SOBBING

GROSS HYSTERICAL SOBBING

everydayimwholockin:

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:29:28 -0600

everydayimwholockin:

biacomcafe: theravenandthesun: HAHAHAHAHA! If this were a real...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:45:18 -0600

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

Me in the store with my sister and whiskey in hand: ” Drop EVERYTHING and GRAB THE BACON.”

Yay for having awesome internet connections outside of my house....

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:51:00 -0600

Yay for having awesome internet connections outside of my house. :)

In other news, camping out on my hammock should be fun.

It’s been one of those days…

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:29:23 -0600

It’s been one of those days…

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:16:30 -0600

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:45:34 -0600

please-save-me-fr0m-myself: ok, just wanted to try something. - reblog if you’ve ever starved...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 03:36:58 -0600

please-save-me-fr0m-myself: ok, just wanted to try something. - reblog if you’ve ever starved...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 03:35:14 -0600

please-save-me-fr0m-myself: ok, just wanted to try something. - reblog if you’ve ever starved...

I love my church.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 02:37:25 -0600

I love going to a church that doesn’t affiliate with any particular denomination.I love going...

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the-vashta-nerada: here’s a song i...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:36:36 -0600

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-vashta-nerada:

here’s a song i wrote about being in love with your best friend (no homo)

i didn’t know how badly i needed this in my life until i heard it

:) So true.